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Theory of Bastards

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Theory of BastardsBy: Audrey Schulman Published by Europa Editions, Incorporated, 2025 09 02

WINNER of the Philip K. Dick Award for BEST Science Fiction< p>

In a near and mildly dystopic future, Francine has finally been freed from years of undiagnosed pain a recent surgery has provided relief. Her subversive "Theory of Bastards," which has unseated public figures and past presidents, has proven fruitful for other scientists and rewarded her with a generous

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